2nd Annual Cookie Party Invite
Dearest post-modern suffragettes and Cookie Party Invitees:
You’re snobbishly invited to a grand soirée of cookies!
However, connoisseurs only; this is no place for rookies.
On the 7th of February, Winter’s cold we will brave,
With an evening of cookies, flavors new and flavors Flav.
Bake a dozen, to be shared, of your best recipe.
Pick the one that makes us scream in pure ecstasy.
And to be clear, the emotive form, not the chemical MDMA.
But should you lace your cookies label those with bold display.
Seth C. is the reigning queen who brought cookies to new highs.
Do you have what it takes to take home this year’s 1st place prize?
If you think you’ve got the game and are ready for the test,
Stock your pantry, rev your oven, bitch, I’m not easily impressed!
Be inventive with your palette, either savory or sweet,
Have you ever had a cookie glazed with Grade-A horse meat?
Hormone-free and eco-friendly, organic only, Duh!, of course,
We would never ingest cookies tainted with chemically-altered horse.
If you’re vegan, gluten-intolerant, or anything else in-between,
Why not bake a cookie from a flour made of bean?
And for those of you who only think that baking is for the sub-urban,
Be a dear and bring us here your choice vodka, gin, or bourbon.
If you’re on the fence and the fear of carbs is making you unsteady,
Kween, don’t fret! There’s ample time to get Fire Island ready.
Oh, and also, the 6th of February, 24 hours before the Soirée, Is the anniversary of my birth, 28 years, to the day.
Let’s celebrate friends, and lovers too, and pray there won’t be snow,
Do RSVP and notify me, see the deets down below:
annualcookieparty.com 