3rd Annual Cookie Party Invite
Dearest Kweens, …yaaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalalassss…
MILF Island has been cancelled. Your Saturday evening’s free.
So come celebrate on Feb. the 6th in a debaucherous cookie spree!
At 7:30 on the dot the party will begin
Bring your fiercest home-baked cookies and pray to Sondheim for a win!
There’ll be voting – supervised by the Cookie Chairman of the Board- For who will win the coveted Best Cookie of the Year Award.
And if you have your sights set on winning the grand prize,
DON’T YOU DARE BRING SUBWAY COOKIES LACED WITH ROSE WATER SCENTED LIES!
If you’re not inclined to bake, your lack of culinary skill we will excuse,
If you show up in your hands with a lovely tray of booze.
There’s nothing like good company mixed with fresh-baked cookie aroma,
When our energy levels spike then slide into a sugar-induced coma.
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